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In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:
1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.
2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.
3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.
2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."
3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
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A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.
Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness
Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist
Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
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not to be confused with a bus down, which is a half smoked cigarette, a jailhouse short is a lit cigarette butt that would have been discarded had one not asked for it. on par with fishing butts out of an ashtray and relighting them.
comes from northeastern u.s. slang
Crackhead: "Can I get a cigarette?"
Guy: "Sorry, last one. You want this bus down?"
Crackhead: "Mothafucka, this ain't no bus down, this is a jailhouse short!"
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The orifice between a mustache and a goatee.
Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy.
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Flavored gelatin made by inmates in a prison kitchen to be consumed by inmates in the food line. While the flavored gelatin is still in the kitchen, not too firm yet also warm, an inmate cuts a small hole in the gelatin and has sex with it in the serving tray, then smooths over the damage. Once cooled, the tray of flavored gelatin is taken to the food line and served.
Don't eat the gelatin in prison because it might be jailhouse jello.
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Uninhibited gay sex between two or more typically straight men, with no lasting commitment past friendship.
"Hey guys, whattaya say after this poker game we do a little jailhouse rock?"
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