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An inspirational actor. Usualy stars as the misfit teenager who no one understands. He comes from a very talented family. His dad, Stephen Gyllenhaal was a director, his mom made screenplays, and his sister is also an actor. His first film role was in City Slickers with Billy Crystal. And he had his first driving lesson from Paul Newman.
Jake Gyllenhaal co-starred in the good girl with jennifer anniston, and brokeback mountian with heath ledger; and starred in donnie darko, Bubble Boy, and Jarhead (just to name a few). I highly suggest you go watch some of those movies to see what im talking about.
ITS PRONOUNCED JAKE JILL-EN-HALL BITCH!
go watch brokeback mountian with jake gyllenhaal in it
jake gyllenhaal fans call themselves "gyllenhaalics"
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the most attractive man on earth. he is so incredibly handsome it’s rlly hard to believe he actually exists. amazing actor with so much talent n deserves an oscar asap. also hella funny too? what else do u want in a man honestly
someone: what’s ur fav movie
me: donnie darko
someone: why
me: jake gyllenhaal
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Someone who is known for being prone to stealing scarves.
– Look! Last Wednesday I stole this scarf from my ex
– You are Jake Gyllenhaal
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It's the act of anal sex performed after spitting on your hands a few time for lubrication.
I was with the this guy last night and we ran out of KY, so I just told him to go Jake Gyllenhaal style. it hurt sooooo bad!
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He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”
Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.