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jalopie

A nick name for a penis.

Damn, that nigga got a big jalopie!

by nigga March 5, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


jalopie

A Group of Crazy People.

Watch out the Jalopies are coming.

by Walty July 25, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 19, 2005

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Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


floppy jalopy

A limp, old, saggy penis.

"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"
"Dude, your grandpa's floppy jalopy is hangin' out..."

by Nitaro02 February 8, 2006

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Sloppy Jalopy

When you take your bitch out to Mexican and she still has jalapeno seeds on her tongue when she give you dome.

Example:
"I knew you shouldn't have gotten the green chili enchiladas. My dick is still burning from that sloppy jalopy. I would have preferred toothy toppy."

by UltimateGooby April 23, 2019

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 29, 2009

88๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž