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The female equivalent of a Sausage Fest.
Male 1: Dude, my girlfriend forced me to go hang out with a bunch of her girl friends.
Male 2: It was a taco jamboree.
Male 1: Pretty much.
A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest
Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!
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The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.
(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!
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A derogatory term, classifying those of African-American descent, whom are in a large gathering, or party, discussing and taking part in the typical "jigaboo" activities. These activities may include, but are not limited to: conversing about what Caucasian-Americans, or "honkies" are doing to them, the consumption of legal and illegal substances (i.e. marijuana, crack cocaine, heroin, alcohol- most regularly "gin and juice"). These parties are known to be extremely violent, and expansive, normally taking up not only the residence of the party host, but their porch as well. Most of these aforementioned jigaboos are illiterate, and only communicate via a series of slurred-slang words and phrases, including, but not limited to: "Sup nigga!", "Where mah bitches?", "where the grape kool-aid", and "pass the gin and juice, nigga". The etiquette at these parties tends to be quite foul, leading the general consensus to be that these "jigaboo jamborees" are normalized to include the "disrespect" of "hoes" by "pimps" or "gangstas". The normal consumables, or banquet, of a "jigaboo jamboree" typically includes fried chicken, kool-aid (usually grape flavored), watermelon (triangled or crescent), and a variety of assorted grits. The entertainment of said parties, though sometimes confusing and misconstrued, now is known to include "beatboxing" and "freestyle rapping", as well as playing Madden on the gaming console of the host's choice.
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Jigaboo jamborees are common in vastly urban cities, such as Baltimore, Philadelphia, Camden, and Detroit.
In Conversation:
Police Officer 1: Where are you headed, rookie?
Police Officer 2: To break up a jigaboo jamboree somewhere in Camden.
Police Officer 1: What?! That's the third one this week! Better stock the truck with grape kool-aid and watermelon slices.
Police Officer 2: Let's just hit KFC instead.
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1. A mass gathering or assembly of Fudge Packer's who then take a ride up the Hersheys Highway together.
2. A Batty Boy Orgy.
Billy went to the anal jamboree last night to take it ups the bum and when he woke up the next morning his Batty Hole was swollen.
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