Often partakes in the act of gay sex with John Defazio
"Ohhh John, I am horny from taking these Coros, let's have gay sex."
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A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.
Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.
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The lead singer from Hatebreed and also the host of MTV2's "Headbangers Ball".
Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job
He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.
Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
"Tonight, on "The Ball", we have our good friends Korn, who will be on for the 9000th time. We will be talking abour Corn Flakes, enemas and the birth of Jonathan's chihuahua! Everything but the music!"- Jamey Jasta
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Flailing while falling backwards; used especially in situations in which you see your reputation going up in smoke on national television.
Comes from the strange play Jameis Winston made, when he inexplicably threw the football backwards while tripping.
Did you see the fumble in the third quarter of the Florida State vs. Oregon playoff game? State was jameising.
Jamey is a fun and loving guy, he is in the closet but we still love him.
He's sometimes bossy and annoying but above all he fun to be around.
A Jamey is a good guy.
1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.
2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red
2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red