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To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening.
And putting it across like a 5 year old halfwit with half a brain who is on crack.
Did you hear James' James Brown speak? He e-mailed me to say "Well while he is away we could also get Leyton to pop over to his girlfriends house and while there paint egg whites on the windscreen of the people carrier. In the sun the egg white turns to a glue like substance and becomes diamond hard. It takes huge amounts of effort to clean off."
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The worst person you could posibly meet he hates everyone and everyone hates him.
mom:go to your room kevin james brown.
kevin:no never
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happens as an unexpected skid mark in your gutchies from screaming soul music, you may not even realize it has happened until later.
I think I just made a james brown stain after karaoking sex machine.
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a wet sounding fart, or a shart
I just made me some James Brown stains.
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What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."
Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
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The lost, now found, ancient Holy Hood Bible commissioned by King James Brown, The First (I) that contains the raw thoughts of Hood Niggaz who have lived throughout history--and left their wisdom in order that the new Nigga of today may survive in Whitey's world unscathed. The Book of Niggamaste is its main Scroll. See niggamaste niggadom.
1st Nigga: "Remember what the ancient hood prophets said in the good hood book about priorities?
2nd Nigga: "Nah, I dont. I grew up in the suburbs."
1st Nigga: "Well, it says Seek Ye first the Niggadom and everything else will be added unto you, My Nigga.
That's in found in the Book of Niggamaste 6:33. The King James Brown Version."
2nd Nigga: Holy Shit!
1st Nigga: Nah, Holy REAL Shit, My Nigga.
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James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.
Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!