“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”
“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”
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hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then
January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now
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On January 5, 2023 u get to kiss L while it’s SNOWING
This birthday is the coolest of them all.
People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January
"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"
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hey im sam
omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5
Give your friends with benefits a kiss day and also have sex with them
Hey carlos wanna kiss me? or have sex with me instead its January 5th!
“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”