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Jeeps are inexpensive civilianized military vehicles which become very expensive very quickly in order to be made into a "good" one, spawning the acronym: j.e.e.p. just empty every pocket.
I got a new front bumper for my jeep man.
Ya? How much was it?
Just empty every pocket.
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having sex in a jeep, or any car.
yo woman, you been jeepin' behind my back?
girl 1: whata re you doing this weekend?
girl 2: jasper and I are going jeeping.
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A fictional animal with magical powers, from the old Popeye cartoons. The one most commonly featured was named "Eugene, the Magical Jeep." Magical jeeps make a "jeep-jeep" sound.
Oh, my gosh, Eugene the Magical Jeep was run over by a steamroller!
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a vehicle that when used in any off road environment, besides a dirt road, will usually break something.
Jeep...there's always something to fix
Junk Each and Every Part
They wrote the book on four wheel drive...but it was a sad story
I got your Jeep thing...now it hurts when I pee...
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In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.
"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."
"Hey fuckwad, don't jeep my Marbs, those things are $4 a pack."
"Yeah, he really jeeped his Honda on the Turnpike."
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not a car, not a truck, not a jeep, Nothing
Tim: you drive a jeep !
peter: yep, life is bad and im waiting to die
tim: hey you must also drive a volvo !
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Rusty bucket on 4 wheels, normally found stuck in wilderness when it should not have left pavement in the first place.
I was offroading in my Suzuki and had to pull out this JEEP.
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