Jeeves

The internet butler of Ask.com.

I asked Jeeves about his stanced on abortion, but he brought up some abortion clinic's website.

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jeeve

to stop giving a fuck

idgf

used in singular form -

how do you feel about how the project turned out?

jeeve (roll eyes)

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Jeeves

The name given to somebody who is destined to be a butler.

"My name is Jeeves, and I want to be a car mechanic."
"Sorry bub, you're not fit to be one. However, you are more than qualified to be a butler."

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Jeeves

A name for a computer-man in the search engine "Ask Jeeves". The gayiest search engine on earth.

"Do you use Ask Jeeves?"
"Nah... It's gay."

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Jeeves

ask.com
go to google is better.

ask.com
you look for things on the internet.

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Jeeves

A name for an internet search site that helps people find the answers to questons.

I didn't know the answer to something, so I asked Jeeves.

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jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

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