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a very pregnant teen slut
that teenage whore is a jelly belly!
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Skittles for white people.
Bob: Yo man, pull inta this 7-11, I need me sum Skittles 'n' Arizona Tea!
Frank: What? Why are you talking like that? How about a bag of Jelly Bellys and a nice chardonnay?
Bob: (sigh) Ok, but can we listen to Usher on the way home?
Frank: No! Silly honkey! Rap is for black people!
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Jelly Belly ToeCumdokered refers to when
a Obese woman gets gracefully fucked in her
jelly rolls.
The man takes his Penis ( male organ ) and sweetly
makes love the rolls while the womam sings the lyrics
to unwritten by natasha bedingfield.
Hey Francis ... i totally Jelly Belly ToeCUMdokered
Juanita last night !
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When a guy cums in a girl's belly button and a drop of blood from his nose falls in as well cause he came so hard.
Joe: (as he sees Alex walk out his room) Why is your nose bleeding?
Alex: Mann I came so hard I gave her a jelly belly with a raspberry swirl.
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A rare form of Asian, which has a very fat and wobbly belly. Often found floating in the sea, occasionally mistaken as a boyd.
Person 1: Oh i see a boyd..
Person 2: No, that's no boyd my friend, that's a jelly belly asian floating in the sea!
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When someone takes a shit on another persons belly, then jizzing upon it following with missionary position sex to rub it around.
Daniel gave Max the Juicy Pear Jelly Belly, and said it was delightful
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach, whereas the "jelly" is a metaphor for the man's ejaculate.
I didn't want to wear a condom, and the girl I was banging wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her some "Belly Jelly."
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