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The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas
The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing
A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”
Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term
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an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,
consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect
created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!