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when you get teased by a goal or achievement.
I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch
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The art of continuously pulling on one's penis to create tiny microfiber tears in the penal region to gain anywhere from 10 inches to the length of the universe over an unending period of time at speeds exceeding mach 10!!!!
Charles: "I have just begun my Hyper Jelqing session and I have already gained 20 feet to my dick"
Zakary: "type shit skibbidi rizz, i might need to start that my shit small ong i want one that wraps around the solar system"
Luke: "I must create microfiber tears to make my penal region bigger than Earth, Space, and Time. I will create rips in the spacetime continuum.
quantum jelqing is the act of jelqing for such an extended period of time that the penis is thinner than an atom
Guy 1: Is that a string?
Guy 2: No, Gary's just been quantum jelqing.
when you jork your peanits to make it larger than the skibidi ohio rizz fandom
kyle: erm what are you doing bakugo senpai
bakugo: grrrrrr… KYLE SAN I AM JELQING MY PENITS
kyle: why bakugo senpai you are so big already you dont need to jelqing
bakugo: *blushes* y-you think so..? ERM UHHM YOU BAKA *runs away forever*
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stretching that thang out
my doctor said if i commenced in jelqing anymore, id lose my 3rd leg fr
stretching that thang out
my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr
An action to where someone participates in an exercise to make their schlong longer. It usually takes anywhere from months to year to show results.
Person A: Yo wassup bro
Person B: Yo bro I was jelqing last night
Person A: TF