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The act of defocating while in a full out sprint.
Dude, I'm about to hit a deuce jenner get the camera ready.
A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.
Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.
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The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner
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While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner
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Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life
"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"
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Somebody who gets lip injections and looks like a blowup fish.
Look at that Kylie Jenner.
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Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian/Jenner sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Stormi, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a half a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" boyfriend (as of April 2018), Travis Scott. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Kim Kardashian. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kylie and Stormi holds the record of the most likes on Instagram. Kylie's mom is Kris Jenner and Kylie's dad/mom is Bruce Jenner/Caitlyn Jenner. She wears an excessive amount of makeup and makes herself look half black.
Person 1- Wow, did you get more plastic surgery?
Person 2- Yeah. I did.
P1- And you bought a mansion?
P2- Yup.
P1- And your dad is trans?
P2- Yes, she is.
P1- You are turning into Kylie Jenner.
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