Jocker

New Zealand slang formed by combining joker and jock. It is used to reference a nerd who is attempting to present himself as a jock and also trying to be funny. First coined by popular New Zealand cartoonist, Malcolm Evans, late August, 2014 to reference the behaviour of the prime minister, John Key, and blogstar, Cameron Slater.

John Key is a jocker.

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Jocker Room

A locker room filled with muscular men.

"Hey I'm going to the Jocker Room, wanna come?"

Cock Jocker

The opposite of a Cock Blocker, IE a guy whose sole interest is to bolster another male's reputation/standing with a female.

Damn...I wish my bud would be my cock jocker...I really need to get into Emily's pants!

Photo jocker

Some one who steals your photo of you on your webpage and uses it as their own..

Sally is a photo jocker!! That Slut stole my picture of me at John's Party...

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Teh Jocker

Misspelling of The Joker(From Batman). Also said by Alfred in a very Batman comic, in attempt to show his accent.

Now a meme for the character, used mostly on the IMDb messageboard The Dark Knight(2008).

Can also be spelt The Jocker or Teh Joker.

Guy: Man i love Teh Jocker, hee was awesome in The Dark Knight!

Teh Jocker looked at Batman

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Glock Jocker

A person who defends all Glock flaws by saying it’s the operator.

That Glock Jocker just told me every other manufacturer has the wrong grip angle and that slide bite is an integral design feature to be able to stay on target when mag dumping.

Homie jocker

homie jocker is to define a situation/situations when your homies girl is trying to flirt with his friends when he’s not around

Man, my homeboys girl is a homie jocker when he’s not around. Against bro code, she thirsty

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