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john f. kerry

A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.

John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"

Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"

That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!

by Demo4Bush November 2, 2004

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John F. Kerry

an insignificant LOSER.

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over

by andrew April 7, 2005

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John F. Kennedy

One of the worst Presidents in American history. Like Ronald Reagan, he made everyone feel good, so they all loved him despite his complete ineptitude

Come on, people. The guy screwed up the invasion of Cuba, and got the US involved in Viet nam. I can't think of one positive thing he did

by Dillon Farnum April 24, 2005

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John F. Kennady

When you explode on her face in the back of the car

Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.

by Quarantine Killer April 26, 2020

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John F Kennedy

Just F'ing Kidding

Michael: The guy in that youtube video "Chief Whadadeal" looks exactly like a girl i used to date.

Earl: Whaaa?

Michael: John F Kennedy, Im straight.

Earl: bahahah you play to much Mike

Michael: now Im having second thoughts, Im pretty sure that was a girl...scary

by WeBeTakinSouls May 5, 2011

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John F Kennedy

Possibly the most overrated president we have ever had.
-Fucked up the bay of pigs, in which we lost cuba to communism
-Got us into vietnam
-Was elected beacause he had mob connections
-Johnson was the person to push for the civil rights
-John as well pushed for the war on poverty
-almost brought america to the brink of destuction during the cuban missile crisis.
-Stole the famous Quote "ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country from a dead ww2 vet.
-All around penis
-couldnt even dodge bullets like Geral ford or regan.

After reviewing John F Kennedys presidency, the american public should relize that he was totale fuck up.

Bobby Kennedy was the True Activist, and reformer.

How can anybosy regard JFK as good president?
There is not one postive contribution

by Baraconda February 19, 2007

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John F. Kennedy Jr.

Also known as JFK Jr. or John-John was the late son of President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Bouvier Kennedy. He was best known for his iconic salute to his father's passing coffin during the 1963 state funeral of the assassinated John F. Kennedy when he was only 3 years old. He later grew up to become a law student and a businessman, founding the political magazine George in 1995. He also was a sex symbol, inheriting his father's good-looks and athleticism and his mother's beauty and elegance. Generally he was so good looking and so incredibly well cut he could turn straight men gay and lesbians straight. He was killed in a plane crash in 1999, which ended any possibilities of him becoming the next Kennedy in office.

Hey! Did you see the picture where John F. Kennedy Jr. is saluting his dad's passing coffin.

by MG14 June 2, 2010

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