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The best man you will ever meet in your entire life. He is the most loving, caring, passionate, intelligent, kind and sexy man in the whole entire world. He can light up any room with his infectious smile. He's the strongest person you know and can literally lift you up with one hand, thats hot. His handsome face is also home to the most beautiful eyes that make you melt and make you fall in love with one glance. His teeth are also beautiful because he's got these little fangs that make you smile. :) You can never be mad at him because he's such a thoughtful guy. He's also the proud owner of a meme page so you know he can make you laugh. Johnathan: 100/10 best guy in the world
Who is she with? oh thats Johnathan, he's such a great guy, i'm jelly...
Some girl: Who has the cute little fangs?
Another girl: Thats Johnathan, all the girls go crazy for them
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A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.
Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?
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Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick
Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's
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The best joestar
Speedwagon is fucking great
English lad
Fakin great
Best joestar
Suck your mum
Best joestar
Johnathan is a very loving person. He is very attractive and most of the time he is very playful ( maybe a little to playful at times ). Johnathans are most likely lightskinned and they always have a darker toned - skin friend. Johnathan gets lots of girls but they always have a soft spot for one girl that they will always love and care for over ever girl. They are Cutest, Smartest, Funny, Outgoing boy you will ever meet !
Omg he is so cute .
What's his name?
JOHNATHAN
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(Latin name: Homo perfectus) The most beautiful, amazing, flawless, human being on the planet. Characteristic of, being adorable and giggly, smiling like an idiot, and many other cute actions and states of being. Johnathan brightens up the days of everyone he comes into contact with and those who do not enjoy his company are evil products of Christian Satan, Zoroastrian Angra Mainyu, and the Yazadi of Judaism. For those who do not know him, he is the single most perfect human being on the face of the earth.
"Do you know Johnathan?"
"Yeah, he's flawless!"
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