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The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.
~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
“ Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “
A professional ice hockey team located in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Lake Erie Monsters, and Syracuse Crunch of the AHL, and the Colorado Avalanche, and the Columbus Blue Jackets of the NHL.
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The worst 4 years to go to college. ABSOLUTELY nothing to do, with no parties, no social life, no academic life, no anything. Guys steal girls because there are an abundant amount of guys and a limited amount of girls.
A branch of University of Pittsburgh, this is the biggest mistake of anyone's life. Teachers are horrible, girls are hideous, guys are rednecks, and there is absolutely no future here.
The closest spot to hangout is literally Pittsburgh, Pa.
"Hey where do you go to school?"
"Um...University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown..."
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A crackhead school, their teachers are completely fucking stupid, the bathrooms are stricktly for juuling. 99.5% of all students are failing. The school colors are ugly as shit ! They suck at academics and sports! Fights are the main entertainment! Don’t send your kid here unless you want them to be completely fucking stupid
Greater Johnstown high school is in Pennsylvania
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Does your kid like fight club? Does your kid also have no need for education? You've come to the right place! We have a daily selection of fights to pick from!
"Does your kid go to Greater Johnstown highschool?" "Yeah" " I'd take them out"
Peer to peer dispute resolution.
We can take this on a Johnstown Yard Walk if that's what's needed, Bruh.