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in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out
harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.
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Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:
Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.
Often follows the word wee.
Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?
No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it
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A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.
Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend
‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.
Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".
*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!
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Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.
I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.
I’m going to jook it.
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noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"
Also spelt as: joux, joox
See also: jollies, kicks
"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"
M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!
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