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a big dicked teenager that cucked a vampire but cant even fight a rat
how the fuck can you not kill a fucking rat Jotaro Kujo
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An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost
The first symptoms to appear are always:
1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
THE MANLIEST FUCKING MAN U EVER SEENT MAN
black air force energy anime character and he’ll ora ora the fucking fuck out of you if you make him into a bridge 😳
the most fucking badass dude you’ll ever meet honestly, he’s never scared and hella strong he’ll punch the shit out of you with his stand until your anus gets launched out of your fucking throat
bad guy: WHERE IS JOTARO? he’s not here right?
other bad guy: no I think it’s safe, C’MON C’MON
bad guy: Alright well there better not be any other badass guys like Jotaro Kujo
Star Platinum: ORA!
both bad guys: OH FUCKITY FUCKING SHIT FUCK SHIT FU-
One who is a nerd. Does now know how to spell "sexilicious" properly.
He's such a jotaro, he's wearing glasses and has an Avengers lunch box
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A badass who will beat the crap out of you if you touch his $1500 pants. Don't approach him, especially if your spirit manifestation is related to a big, big, big round thing (Not that, dumblefuck)
Ayo! Is that jotaro Kujo??
Don't approach him man, he'll ora the shit out of you.