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A fat white trash fuck whos day consists of listining to icp and then painting their obese inbred face with clown paint. juggalos claim they are deep and intelligent, when they are nasty as hell and wish to fuck those they are related to and extemely poor. DO NOT come into contact with a juggalo, or risk developing an STD or sever mental retardation.
guy: hey look at that poor pizza face juggalo
R.J juggalo: yo dawg i like clown cock
guy: your nasty as shit go take a bath
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An infestation in American High Schools, usually consisting of losers and dropouts. This crowd listens to obnoxious as well as ridiculous and laughable music. Their life revolves around a group who call themselves ICP, or Insane Clown Posses. ICP’s goal is to worn the world of impending doom. Each Joker's Card (album) featured the cryptic message "After All Six Have Risen The End Of Time Will Consume Us All". Another important thing about Juggalos are that they’re mad faggots who cannot fight or take criticism for their pathetic music and existence.
Nick: Dude, our School's grounds are littered with Juggalos.
Michael: Yeah... That's a problem.
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A counterproductive person that attempts to be an individual but since everybody else pretends in similar ways, they be came a contradictory group. Mainly Insane Clown Posse fans, they believe in something called "Prophecy of the Dark Carnival" which is equivalent to a Circus version of Scientology. According to them, your fate is determined by, get this, a jack-in-the-box. The prophecy sounds like a random spiel of crap thought up by a gothic kid on an acid trip at the circus. Anyways, Juggalos, despite their codes and laws and such, are far from original/unique do to the fact that they basically act like ICP.
Juggalo: I'm so unique.
Juggalo2: So am I!
Juggalo: No, you're just a poser of ICP, fag!
Juggalo2: Dude, you're wearing an ICP shirt and drinking Faygo!
Juggalo: But you're a poser, I'm unique!
Juggalo3: I'm the most unique.
Juggalo2: Hey, we're supposed to love... Wanna go drink faygo and talk about the Dark Carnival?
Juggalo3: I wanna ride the Dark Rollercoaster!
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they're a group of punk pussy whipped faggots that listen to I.C.Pussies. any juggalo you see or hear from is a pussy and runs from fights and they all talk a lot of shit.
they follow stupid ass music that tells them how to live and Faggot 2 dope and Silent Gay are a group of pussies to I mean if they talk about murder and fucking weed then they discard fucking KMK what the fuck and they all talk shit and have some random false facts, and they disgrace music because 1. they have no skills 2. they have all there listeners act like best of fucking friends from the moment they see there little hatchet man. so these pussies need to get their heads out of there asses and stop NOT claiming slob and just fucking join so it's one less what the fuck do you claim type of day
Juffaho(juggalo) fuck 'em who cares
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Likely to be synonymous with either 'cretin' or 'retard'. Exceptions are rare indeed, and are simply a matter of poor taste, and can (thankfully) be educated out of juggalo status.
Look at that juggalo over there - he thinks he's so deep and non-conformist, but he'd got a string of drool halfway to the floor and has a corporate logo, the hatchetman, tattooed on his arm. God, I hope he's sterile.
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A juggalo/juggalette are emo-wiggers who think fuckin faggots like icp,twiztid,abk,or boondox are rap/hip-hop,they also enjoy drinking cheap ass flat faygo rootbeer and going to gatherings were they worship icp.
Juggalo 4 life Eminem fucking sucks!!!!
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A fairly new "cliche" they are completely ignorant fucktards, and mentioning anything against them will have you labeled a "hater" for life. Also do not know how "fucking magnets" work
"Fuckin magnets, how do they work?"
-Every juggalo ever
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