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A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.
"My friend's 500 horsepower, primered '70 Chevelle is a real junkyard dog..."
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A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.
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A girl with a physical abnormality that is desparate to put out because nobody will sleep with them. Junkyard is used because usually one or more parts of them is not real.
Dexter sleeps with junkyard bitches because he thinks girls with fake parts have low self-esteem.
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1. a particularly vicious and dangerous dog, especially one chained up as a result of it's attacks
2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person
(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)
If I have to deal with that junkyard dog again I will give it's owner a piece of my mind.
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The area between the butt and genitals
“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”
Strip of body between ass and balls.
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”
An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.
My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.
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