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An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!
Person 1: You know Kalani right?
Person 2: yeah shes such a great person!
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She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.
Get you a kalanie.
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In the Seminole language, the name Kalani translates as light haired, rather, one whose hair is not black. Written in Seminole, it is Kvlane and pronounced kuhlahnee.
Kalani broken down in Seminole: ka, more accurately kv (kuh), means head. Lani, more accurately lane (lahnee) means white or light color
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Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.
'That bitch is a total Kalani!'
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After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.
I'm going to Kalani your mom!
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He is the realest Muthaphuk'n G
Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
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