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A person who cares for children (in Spain).
Do you know why there are so many kangaroos in Australia?
Because the parents are always going out partying.
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Male who cowardly retreats/contracts its genitalia upon a being presented a challenge.
Albert enthusiastically lobbied for the race. However, when a suitable contender arose, he quickly backed out.
Albert, you're such a kangaroo!
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My cool shoes.
I'll stick my kangaroos in yo' ass if yer not careful.
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People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.
" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."
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The offspring of a donkey and rabbit.
"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer
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the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.
billy, put your pants back on and stop doing the kangaroo
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A martial artist who is very good at kicking, punching, and jumping around.
Brutus pushed Billy Jack and Billy did some Kangaroo action on his ass!
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