A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight
Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!
Kaptain Eik is the definition of a cool guy. He likes his girls naked and his boys as communists.
That's Kaptain Eik, fist me daddy. :)