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Kaptain

Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,

You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?

by Kapon November 25, 2021


Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama February 23, 2018


Kaptain eik

Kaptain Eik is the definition of a cool guy. He likes his girls naked and his boys as communists.

That's Kaptain Eik, fist me daddy. :)

by bangladeshbangyamum February 28, 2018