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the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies
Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.
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a martial art style originating in okinawa. it lost its good rrep wen it became a mainstream object of money and advertising. although many do not teach it in the traditional way, sum styles of karate do teach elements such as grappling, rolling and falling(known to be from jujitsu), soft and circular techniques(from kung-fu) and pressure point attacks. the traditional style of te(original name for karate) included all of these.
jujitsu guy goes to karate guy
im gonna beat ur ass with grappling
he tries but karate guy throws him and then does a kick to his face(while jujitsu guy is laying on the ground)
karate guy then walks away
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Basically karate when translated means empty hands meaning its only uses hand to hand combat no weapons to fight.
Dont mess with him man he can fuck you up with one finger because he has a black belt in karate.
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An amazing tenacious d song.
With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tiannamen square...Oh yeah motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fucking derrier, yeah. YOU BROKE THE RULES, NOW I'M GONNA PULL OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIR....
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Referring to the measurement of purity in respect to rare metals, Karat simply means top quality - the height of something in regards to how great it is.
David : “I just bought that new phone.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
The best fighting style around! Screw those pussies who say that Kung Fu or Judo are better! Go back and suck your mother's nipple. Karate is the best, the best from the rest! BOOYA!
I know karate so dont fuck with me! Im gonna beat your ass big time otherwise!! PWNED!!
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ka·ra·te (kə-rä'tç)
n.
A Japanese art of self-defense (that does not work unless the person you are fighting stands still) in which sharp blows and kicks are administered to pressure-sensitive points on the body of an opponent.
Lady: Oh my somebody just stole my purse!
Bad Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch! You dont got enough money in this purse!
Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy: I am a black belt in Karate! Stand still so I can hit you and save this woman purse!
Bad Guy: How about I beat you with my boxing skills?
*Bad Guy beats the shit out of Fat Out Of Shape Karate Guy*
Fat Guy: Maybe I should learn a new self-defense, maybe one that works?
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