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When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.
Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
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A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.
Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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When a person has been baffled by a sudden outburst of intellectual speech.
Someone mentions that they like piercings, and suddenly someone begins to speak of the origins as such being from the Myans and the Inkas as offerings to their gods.
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A queer. Gay men who hang out tasting each other's hot cookies.
See also: Keeb.
Guy 1: My what a tassty Sssaulsaulito.
Guy 2: Back off Keebler!
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Receiving oral sex while eating chocolate chip cookies.
My girl is so thoughtful, she gave me a Keebler for my birthday!
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A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.
The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.
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A person who has consumed so many sweets and/or dessert foods that they feel like they're going to die on the toilet.
Sorry I'm late for work, I had a box of donuts for breakfast and felt like a total Keebler Elvis.
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