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The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.
I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.
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To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.
Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.
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When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.
Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.
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An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
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A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
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1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.
2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.
3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.
Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
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