keg

the next step up from six-pack abs, plus no work out required, just sit on your ass and eat

Dude, i got a six-pack, oh yeah! well I got a twelve-pack! hey guys, stop, i win because i got a keg!

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Keg

To pull down/remove one's underwear, revealing all genetalia to all onlookers. Very popular in changing rooms.

FFS, would not be such a queer and attempt to keg me to look at my giant cock. Your mum does that for me.

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Kegged

To run up behind someone and pull their panties down to reveal the mother of all bushes.

Oh my gosh did you just see that girl just got kegged in that shop window by that bitch.

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Keg

To pull someone's trousers and/or underwear down.

"Argh! You just kegged me!" *pulls trousers up again*

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Keg

A person whose body shape resembles that of a keg/beer barrel - a waist almost as large as their height.

Wow look at amy, she is such a keg!

Dan just used to be a little chubby, now he's a full blown keg!

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keg

A woman who is full of beer and is promiscuous

Steve tapped Lisa like the keg that she is.

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kegs

Knackers, nads, testicles. (Poss Scottish.)

Ah didnae like his patter so he goat a boot in the kegs.

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