Mexican Car Keys

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.

You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.

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lock your keys in your car

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

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car keys

A common road trip game, often played on school buses. a game where you claim cars to be yours by screaming "car keys"

Lets play car keys!