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A person who is continously making "Biological Warfare" gas from his ass.
The Kelvinator is killing me with his poison gas.
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A measurement of temperature. Anything that is in the range of Kelvin kills you.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got his face melted off?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard it was 100 degrees Kelvin.
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One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.
Kelvin: WTF, wrong with your hair
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !
I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.
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The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.
I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.
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A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.
Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.
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A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.
person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?
person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.
person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!
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