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A large metal cage used to hold one or more arabian sex slaves
Eimon bought the slave kennel to his graduation party
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A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.
Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.
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The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.
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A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
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A "Kennel Club" is a ring of people into bestiality with domestic animals; in particular dogs.
That weird pervert is a member of a Kennel Club.
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To shove your big brass balls back into your pants before leaving for a social outing.
I'll be over in a bit. Just gotta kennel the dogs.
Time spent dwelling upon an unfortunate event or memory actually causing you to relive the pain from such event/memory.
John (recalls past): It's already been six months, and my ass still hurts from the Deed.
Andrew: At least you don't suffer from kennel time...
John (in pain): NO! FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK! NO! No! Nonooonono...