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luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.
Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.
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A term Kevin Federline can have many meanings, such as
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
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The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.
"Man, that Kevin Federline, what a fuckin' joke."
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White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.
Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy
Anita: Like, I, totally agree
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The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.
Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.
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A former husband of Britney Spears.
Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player).
The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time.
This type of problem has also happened in the past.
Examples....
The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's
Rush Limbaugh
Simon RushDie
The return of the hard rock band "Rush"
Other recent events...
Evan Longoria(Baseball)
Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)
Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal!
Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?!
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Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.
Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.
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