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See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.
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Takes place at HER place, never yours.
Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her.
She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed).
Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on.
Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes.
Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came.
Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace
Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything.
(If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
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often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.
yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!
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When Dustin Munford gets fucked up the ass by a donkey
That kid just got donkey kicked!!
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The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".
"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."
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Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.
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The saying that shows sarcasm and concern for the idiot that said the statement.
“Hey man You are wearing a red hat.” “Well Donkey kick the bucket you idiot!”