Songs sang by multiple children with bad voices. They turn good songs into crappy songs.
"Kidz Bop 31 sucks!"
"IKR, why have children with bad voices recreate songs?!?!"
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A crappy youtube channel that does covers on overrated songs with swear words and make them child-appropriate and also worse. Kidz Bop Karen also became a famous meme on the internet, practically just 2 memes mixed together.
"Your window's open"
"They can't hear me because they're listening to kidz bop"
Terrible, overplayed songs sung by talentless children. Placed on an obsolete format (CD) and sold to you for $15. Trying to compete with Now that's what I call with the ridiculous number of sequels and advertised et nauseum to grandmas for the sake of giving their grandchildren terrible Christmas presents.
Want the new Kidz Bop CD?
No. If I want to listen to a talentless clown, I'll listen to Billy.
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a group of kids who sing songs for kids to listen to. they take popular songs and rerecord them, changing the lyrics to make them appropriate. kids hate them and adults think kids love them. but, their version of cuff it by beyonce was actually not bad.
wanna listen to call me by your name?
okay sure i love lil nas x!
no... the kidz bop version, jimmy. you're 9 and can't listen to that inappropriate song.
aww.. but mommy all my friends listen to the real one!
no, jimmy.
fine then keep it silent mom!
Where lonely stars can see that kids can sing there music better than they can.
Kidz Bop makes improved versions of shity songs.
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One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.
Kidz Bop really, really sucks. They shouldn't even make another CD.
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Kidz Bop.
1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.
2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?"
"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."
2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."
"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."
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