kindergarten crush

To have a small, unimportant crush on someone, or to be in the "friendly flirting" stage of a relationship.

Yeah, he kind of likes her......I guess you can call it a kindergarten crush.

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Kindergarten Class

-a class for young children between the ages of 4 and 6
- an unit of measurement equilivent to a gallon of liquid in an unusual non-milk container shape
- the product of 7 X 3 when in reference to number of sexual partners

In that one movie Arnold was a cop in a Kindergarten Class.

Someone get me a kindergarten class of juice!

-Yo how many girls you been with?
-Something like a kindergarten class!

kindergarten project

a sexual manuver where you are having intercourse with your partner form behind, and ejaculate your peepeebutter on there back. after take your penis or finger and draw shapes. then throw glitter and macaroni on it so it looks like a kindergarten art project

"Aj" dude when i was bangin kaileys mom a gave her a kindergarten project!

"eian" really?

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Kindergarten Complex

When a person teases, insults, kicks, punches, etc. another person because they have feelings for that person.

Root: This happens often in kindergarteners, so it is used to describe all people with this nature.

I told Minjee she had a kindergarten complex because she would always threaten to beat up Jun.

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ghetto kindergarten

kids who live in a "ghetto" town and are talking to much. kids who are joking and called ghetto by an adult who knows nothing. kids who aren't paying attention and called ghetto when they aren't

teacher- in latin 10 means teen
kids-- lolol what are you doing tonight
teacher-- (turns around)
kids-- blah blah blah
teacher-- STOP TALKING its getting disgusting if you keep talking i will go out of my way to make this the worst class in history. it's ghetto how you talk ghetto kindergarten stop
kids-- (try to hide their laughs)

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kindergarten redshirt

When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.

That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.

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Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

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