Kitchen

Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.

Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!

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Kitchen

A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.

“This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED”

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Kitchen

The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.

"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."

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kitchen

(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs

Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!

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kitchen

a sammich factory

go the the kitchen and make me some sammich bitch.

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kitchen

place in a home where MEN belongs

MEN like, an Esteban, make sandwiches in the kitchen

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Kitchen

Woman spelled backwards

Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow

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