KJ

most widley used in the video game world, as kill jack.

also known as a kill steal but you cant yell KS and sound too cool, KJ is the act of killing someone who is already hurt.

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kj

or "koala job"

to suspend yourself from a woman's torso in a 69 position and recieve a blowjob but give nothing in return thus resembling a koala.

eating her out while shes hanging from you is a reverse kj.other variations include k69, and the koala toss

yo son i just got this ill ass kj but it blew my girl's back out!!

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KJ

The KJ was invented by rapper Kyle Johnson and it is when a male inserts his penis into a females vagina; then takes his hand and inserts in into the vagina. Once the hand is in the vagina he strokes his own dick resulting in the best form of masturbation ever.

Mike: Bro, I'm really getting tired of late nights by myself...do you have any suggestions how to make it exciting again like it was in 5th grade?

Kyle: Yeah man, for sure. Just do the KJ

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Sarah: Hey baby, I'll let you do anything to me. What are you going to do?

R.Kelly: Bitch, I'm going to do the KJ to you big black ass.

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KJ

A "KJ" is a knee jerk. These are the people that react/overreact to a person/place/ or thing without knowing all the facts. They are quick to judge anything and anyone and have little to no regards for actual facts. They are the headliner chasers of the world.

"Why is he freaking out over that? Doesn't he know the Onion is fake?"

"He's a KJ. They don't know any better."

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Kj

a bad-ass that any girl will fall in love with. It takes a Joanna to keep him, and she won't let anyone touch her Kj; a guy that is learning to face his problems with the girl that loves him by his side; someone who won't give up, no matter how hard it gets.

Kj: This is so crazy. I got locked up for nothing.
Joanna: Yeah, but we'll get through it.
Kj: Damn right, 'cuz I'm a Kj.

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KJ

the acronym for a person who "Knows Jesus"

Oh, hey, did you hear about Megan?
Yeah, I heard she KJs now

What's your religion?
I'm a KJ

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KJ

KJ is someone who will treat his girl right. He is very faithful and is a committed gentlemen. He loves his parents and loves rap. KJ stands for Karie Jai. Karie Jai is very handsome and has the most delicious lips.

*A bunch of girls standing and giggling flirtatiously over him*
His Sister: "Ooooo those girls over there are checking you out KJ!"
KJ: " I am I committed man and only love one girl who is for me and only for me."

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