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A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.
Many Kleptos steal things from work.
Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.
– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…
See also: PTOboy tourettes
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That person that borrows something from you and fails to return said object to you. when you ask them about the object, they say that they lost it or left it at home even though you know that they have said object on them
I lended my pencil to my friend, RJ, but she never gave it back and when I asked about it, she said that she had lost it even though she was using it. That fruitloop dingus is such a klepto!!!
someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.
Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.
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One who, despite not having any other klepto tendencies, will habitually pocket other people's cigarette lighters. Typically this unconscious act of thievery happens after a weed session. The number one reason a BIC lighter will often pass through 20 other owners before it's spent.
<Potential smoker fumbles through pockets, loaded bowl of ganja waiting on the table>
Where is that lighter!?
Oh yeah, Trey was smoking here earlier. That dude is a lighter klepto.
Better keep an eye out next time. Now I gotta walk to the fucking store in the rain.
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Someone who only steals when they are drunk
She stole a shot glass from the bar. She is a kleptomaniac When she drinks. She is klepto drunk
One who has an irresistible urge to steal other's quirky sayings and adds them to the Urban Dictionary.
Tempest is a klepto-urbanmaniac because she steals peoples words and claims it as her own.
Kleptourbanmania: (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", Urban \u-r ban, ur- ban\ is of Latin origin, and its meaning is "from the city". and μανία, "mania")