To attempt at something but fail miserably.
I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.
Some guy who accused spaceuk of cheating in slaughterhouse (#1 on the demonlist at the time) in 2021, while few people (myself included) thought they were 100% true, many others were calling them a liar and criticized the hell out of them which lead to them leaving geometry dash, it wasn’t until Paqoe (A former gd player and demonlist moderator i think) looked at spaceuk’s completions more carefully and on April 2023 spaceuk admitted to hacking every extreme demon after wasureta.
So to the people (who haven’t done so already) who criticized Kolo and called them a liar to GO FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!
A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.
Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.
A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.
MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!
the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG
Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth
These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.
Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.
person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes
An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.
That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.