To attempt at something but fail miserably.
I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.
Some guy who accused spaceuk of cheating in slaughterhouse (#1 on the demonlist at the time) in 2021, while few people (myself included) thought they were 100% true, many others were calling them a liar and criticized the hell out of them which lead to them leaving geometry dash, it wasn’t until Paqoe (A former gd player and demonlist moderator i think) looked at spaceuk’s completions more carefully and on April 2023 spaceuk admitted to hacking every extreme demon after wasureta.
So to the people (who haven’t done so already) who criticized Kolo and called them a liar to GO FUCKING APOLOGIZE!!
These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.
Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.
person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes
An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.
That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.
kolo isn’t just a solo debut , it’s a cultural reset, a reason to breathe, and an escape from this cruel world. It's an art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved ones. It's everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you've ever need.
search mmmh kai at youtube to witness a kolo.
i will release my grandma out of her cage if sm drops kolo.
A term which, although has no meaning, means alot. It is primarily used after a sentence or simply by itself, by sickkunts or very drunk people, to indicate a form of balance and mutual understanding/agreement.
Friend: “Aye Alper, did you see that sickkunt Oliver in the gym last night? What a beast, am I right?”
Alper: “Kolo”
“Do you like this picture?”
“Kolo”
Kolo is the ultimate prestige polish final boss. He will upgrade your town hall faster than the master builder.
Guy 1: Oh what a nice house!
Guy 2: Kolo was here