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The immediate need to poop, Jackson Pollock style, after drinking kombucha.
I want to watch this movie with you but I need about 30 minutes because I’ve got Kombucha Booty.
Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.
God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.
(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.
You are Kombucha.
A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.
Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....
drinks like pee and smells even worse
"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."
when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.
Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.
Getting food poisoning from kombucha and shitting and puking at the same time.
Oh man, I had some bad kombucha and had a bad kombucha-cha-chuck.