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when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.
Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.
Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.
God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.
(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.
You are Kombucha.
A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.
Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....
drinks like pee and smells even worse
"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."
A mix of Sweet Tea vodka and PBR garnished with an orange slice. Typically drank with black & milds and pork rinds.
Jerry lost his thumb during a rowdy game of stump after drinking an excessive number of Redneck kombuchas.
Dizziness that occurs as a result of excessive and/or rapid kombucha consumption
Dude, I got so kombucha drunk on the weekend.