kong

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

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kong

The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.

Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.

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Kong

Street slang for a friend or companion. Can be used to refer to mostly any male in the common populace.

"Yo, waddup kong?"

bro, brudda, brah, brutha, boss, bowss, mate.

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Kong

A small asian man boy who gets a mani/pedi while wearing girl pants and getting his eyebrows waxed.

"that man is disgustingly metro, you might even say he's a kong"

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kong

gorilla sized peter puncher

yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale

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konge

The good looking guy you can find @ undernet!

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Kong

A gay / homo who likes to have sexual interaction with dolls.

A 'Kong' also likes to sing girly songs and wear mini skirts, usually very ugly.

"Omg, are you doing KONG?!"

"ARE YOU A KONG?!" OMFG LOLZ!"

"Stop being such a Kong.."

"Stop singing.. goddamn Kong."

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