Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.
Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”
A crude/derogatory term for an unhealthy (possibly infected) abnormally large vagina.
This thing is drippin' like a Mississippi kooch.
Whew!!! The sushi sitting in the sun all day smells like some Mississippi kooch.
Listen to that echo! I haven't heard an echo that clear since I yelled into a Mississippi kooch.
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when tha coochie so phat u thot it was the ebony pornhub section.
nigga uno: I fucked that white girl Bethany last night and her pussy was juicy af.
nigga dos: oh she got that nigger kooch huh?
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A person that quits in madden because they are losing.
That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!
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When a busted looking male tags along with studley friend in order to get slops.
Check out John and the busted looking kooch mooch slinging some game to them fine looking koochies.
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1) prostitute/female sex worker's pussy.
2) pussy (weak human being)
1) I'm getting some hooch kooch.
2) Stop being such a hooch kooch.
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The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.
Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.
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