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Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
When a girl on her period sits on your face during sex and yells ‘oh yeahhh’
The freaky girl he met up with last nights favorite position was the kool-aid man
When you’re fucking your partner while they’re facing a wall and you pump so hard their head goes through the drywall, after which walk to the other side of the wall and blow your load on their face
Dude, I got a little carried away last night and gave Cheryl a Kool-Aid Man. I was worried at first but she was super into it, she even yelled “Oh Yeah!” as I was blowing my load on her face. It was amazing but I don’t think I’ll be getting my security deposit back.
A giant talking bowl of puppies blood who gets off on busting through people's walls and screaming "Oh Yeah!"
He enjoys being drank by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....
"So how's your day goin'"
"Not so fuckin' good!"
"How come?"
"Some giant bowl of puppies blood burst through the wall and raped my entire family!"
"I wasn't filled with puppie blood!"
"Wait you're the kool-aid man? "You dirty motherfucker!"
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when a girl is about to orgasm, hump her through a layer of dry wall so when she goes through she screams oh yeah.
-i have a headache
-why?
-because jacks a bastard and snuck a kool-aid man on me last night
-HAHA!
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Kool-Aid Man, Or more commonly Rick Ross in a red jumpsuit.
"Yo Rick Ross wid da red jumper again! HEEY Kool-Aid man!"
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