Kriss Doll

A wicked female Break Beat DJ from Calgary Alberta Canada

"Woah! That Kriss Doll plays some bass ass Breaks"

Kriss Vector

The sexiest, most beautiful, hot, succulent, amazing, cool firearm to ever touch God's green ass earth

"God I shredded my dick trying to fuck a Kriss Vector"

Kriss Kross Dump

The complicated act of making a bowel movement through the fly of one's backwards pants.

The Kriss Kross Dump is an Extreme Dumping Sports move with a high difficulty rating due to the low rate of clean execution.

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Kentucky Kriss Kross

A unique game of hopscotch that involves crossing over the state border line repeatedly multiple times in order to win.

man: "Any of yous fellers wanna play a quick game of Kentucky Kriss Kross?"

Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.

She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.

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You just got krissed

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"

TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*

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You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”

“Hey look at this video , You just got krissed!”