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In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.
"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"
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1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring
Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.
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Kristen is a person who is the perfect daughter, someone who is kind thoughtful and at times very generous. She will be of natural beauty inside and out. She is a hard worker, outgoing and fun loving. She has the ability to love you and hate you at the same time while always doing the little things to let you know how important you are to her. She is a one of a kind and you are lucky to have her.
Kristen Angel Daughter Perfect Beauty Fun Outgoing
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Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
Usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
Very hott girl that you won't seem to every forget about,amazing personality and great figure.
An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind. Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
Being of extreme beauty, class, and creativity.
Also happens to be pretty rad.
An extremely intimidating person
Possibly may be small, but don't let it fool you.
The girl who makes you want to be a better man. Shes incredibly smart, funny, and stunningly beautiful. You are often thankful for every second that she is a part of your life and lament the times that you arent talking to her because with her every second is like being in heaven.Often a girl with spunk that other girls fear.Hates drama usually and normally doesnt do well with guys who cheat.Loves to go out an party. Never doubt her cause shes always changing and you dont ever truely know what shes thinking.
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usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party!
friend: his loss, you're extremely beautiful anyways!
kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex!
friend: wow; that's surprising of you, kristen!
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Very hott girl that you won't seem to every forget about,amazing personality and great figure.
kristen:Hey do you rember me?
Other:I won't seem to ever forget you, it must be your amazin personality and great figure.
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Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA.
All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.
Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE Kristen ... Or at least attempted to."
Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."
Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.
Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*
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