Kuh-eeth

The way a dullard pronounce my name.

"Hey it's Kuh-eeth!" - Dullard
"Fuck you." - Me

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bruh luh kuh

when u and ur homie are having intense anal sex but then he shits on ur dick so he has to lick it off

*has anal sex* *guy ur having sex with shits* ay dude u messed up now u gotta bruh luh kuh

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Kuh-lube-uh

A verb pertaining to when you walk down the street and you spot a giant rat that you once thought was a squirrel. Your friend then proceeds to freak out like a little girl, despite the fact that he is not one.

jack: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT RAT!
erin: jack, stop Kuh-lube-uhing

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muh titi kuh chul

damn right he’d fuck er. very horny man

he’s such a muh titi kuh chul

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muh titi kuh chul

A word used to describe a good bloke who gets pretty orny, pretty often. His orny level goes beond the maximum. You know... just the yoosh

You're such a muh titi kuh chul

Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"

Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".

Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."