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1) someone who is brain dead
2) someone who makes illogical decisions
fuck off you kumquat!
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Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!
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a euphemism for a little vagina
my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy
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A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy
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what's left on the sheets after sex
Oh damn! Do you see the size of that kumquat we left?? They're gonna know for sho' we had sex!
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a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.
I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!
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a code referring to a guy whom you had just snuck out for, and hooked up with... usually used when you prefer not using the said guy's name around others
-Dude what did you do last night?
-kumquat
-hahah
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