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Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.
Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.
Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.
Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!
Guy 1: She died.
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It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.
guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!
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Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.
a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face
Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special
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older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls
She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone
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A safe word a girl (particularly Nina Dobrev) would use when her sexual partner (particularly Vin Diesel) is being too overwhelming during the intercourse, indicating a confused state of slight discomfort and extreme enjoyment simultaneously.
Girl: OMG! Kumquat... Kumquat!
Guy: Okay, do I stop or keep going?
Girl: I don't know, just Kumquat, damn it!
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