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An overrated martial art that is popular due to Chinese movies and media attention. It's actually rather behind-the-times, rigid, and not very effective in this day and age. It's still a beautiful martial art to watch with an interesting history, but in all honesty, you'd probably be just as well off with a traditional boxing, wrestling, Taekwondo, or Karate school if you were looking to get into some sort of martial arts training.
That's not to say that Kung Fu is useless or that it isn't great for other facets of life, but it's reputation as a hugely powerful martial art is a bit too flattering.
Perhaps if you dedicated your life to Kung Fu training or moved to a Shaolin Temple then the results of your training may turn out differently, but you don't have to worry that your buddy who takes Kung Fu classes twice a week can twist you up into a pretzel. It just doesn't work that way in real life.
Guy A: Man, we should take Kung Fu!
Guy B: Let me guess... you were watching the TV series yesterday?
Guy A: Yeah, man! The DVD box-set is out!
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The art of extreme computer hacking. Also a derogative term to call someone's computer defenses weak. As demonstrated in the movie "the core"
"my kung fu can hack the FBI"
"your kung fu is not strong!"
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Part of one of the dumbest lines, from one of the dumbest movies, the matrix. Use it if you are trying to mock the fake, Hollywood "kung fu" that Keanu Reeves appears to learn. Alternate use: to mock Keanu Reeves in general.
"I know kung fu." - Neo in the Matrix
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Best damn NES game ever created, you take on midgets, pink guys who like to hug you, and dudes in blue who through shit at you, not to mention you can kick dragons in the face. the son of a bitch boss will laugh at you if you don't beat him though.
I played Kung Fu on an emulator last night, it was fuckin sweet.
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Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies
I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.
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A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."
GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
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