a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

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l+c+s

like comment and share!

" l+C+S on my new post"

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S&L

Stands for "Single and Looking". Often used on networking site profiles like Myspace, Facebook, and others. Also used to describe roleplay characters looking to be paired up with other roleplay characters.

Stacy*Lakes: (S&L boys only ;P)

a/s/l

age / sex / location

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a/s/l

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

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a/s/l

age sex location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy

creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a fucking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston YOU SHOULD COME SEE ME!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!

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A/S/L

Age/Species/Location The furry's mating call put simply to yiff on msn and aol messenger

Furry Guy1:A/S/L
Furry guy2:80/Dog/In your house
Furry guy1: 0.o

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